captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(Source: faithlehaane, via slimedoll)

officialunitedstates:

you: takes your girl out to chuckey cheese

me:  takes my girl to a lake free of light pollution.  we stare up and count the stars.  we lose track many times but what matters is that we are together, at the lake free of light pollution, counting stars, losing track of them while you are at chuckey cheese

explicatory:

i’m on an a rollercoaster that only goes straight down to hell where i belong

(Source: explicatory, via deadendaffairs)

teenrated:

See, people they don’t understand
No, girlfriends, they can’t understand
Your Grandsons, they won’t understand
On top of this, I ain’t ever gonna understand

(Source: highrelease, via deadendaffairs)