"I loved you like I mattered."
- six word story, #20 (via ladyfunnybones)

(via wordsaremywhiskey)

onlinecounsellingcollege:

1. If it feels wrong, don’t do it.

2. Say “exactly” what you mean.

3. Don’t be a people pleaser.

4. Trust your instincts.

5. Never speak badly about yourself.

6. Never give up on your dreams.

7. Don’t be afraid to say “no”.

8. Don’t be afraid to say “yes”.

9. Resist the need to always have control.

10. Stay away from drama and negativity – as much as possible.

Source: Lessons Learned in Life

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theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

(Source: himelistic, via itsthe-littlethingsinlife)

esslaurent:

love—is-my-weapon:

poopflow:

it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs 

and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes

that’s actually a really good idea

(Source: poopflow, via xxwriter389xx)

"If the person you are talking to doesn’t appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear."
- A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh (via kushandwizdom)
"And so we all matter-maybe less than alot, but always more than none."
- John Green, An Abundance of Katherines (via quotes-shape-us)

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futurefantasticisdead:

that guy you just called sexist? he’s the CEO of a major corporation. that guy you just called racist? he’s a cop. wait hang on I’m seeing something here

(Source: futurefantastic, via captaintrololo)

witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

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"What doesn’t kill you gives you EXP."
- (via running-in-a-storm)

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    me: [walking past video game store]
    me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
    mom: no