My name is Jessica. …and a clever description of myself is not coming to mind. Damn… “Forever is a long time, but I wouldn’t mind spending it by your side… You came and you took this heart, and set it free.”Tumblr (3.0; @iidropkickbabies)http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation”<br/><br/> - <em>Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dacelio.tumblr.com/">dacelio</a>)</em>http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50718564399http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50718564399Sat, 18 May 2013 06:01:13 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amoying.tumblr.com/post/45788512084/imagine-a-world-where-all-living-beings-coexist">amoying</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.</p> </blockquote>http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50718546378http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50718546378Sat, 18 May 2013 06:00:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/75c53c39469dc6833a1551fbab4a5140/tumblr_mmtiuyRKhU1qk97xqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://twisted-sapi0sexual.tumblr.com/post/50631105640/vanillish-someone-asked-for-rebloggable">twisted-sapi0sexual</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vanillish.tumblr.com/post/50467951263/someone-asked-for-rebloggable-version">vanillish</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>someone asked for rebloggable version</p> </blockquote> <p>VAJEEPER??????</p> </blockquote>http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50718501388http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50718501388Sat, 18 May 2013 05:59:21 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://seblaine.tumblr.com/post/17560007510/what-do-people-do-if-theyre-not-obsessed-with">seblaine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>what do people do if they’re not obsessed with anything</p> </blockquote>http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50718212084http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50718212084Sat, 18 May 2013 05:49:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/167d9592a779ee59207fad784e0dff5e/tumblr_mmrxnyyQ0a1r220kbo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e1b963c3414b5cae29408a12cee39ef/tumblr_mmrxnyyQ0a1r220kbo2_r2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nontarian.tumblr.com/post/50404429412/i-couldnt-sleep-so">nontarian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I couldn’t sleep so</p> </blockquote>http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50717855448http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50717855448Sat, 18 May 2013 05:37:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f80a43c1d7a1486c2b1efb87fceb78fc/tumblr_mmfqensJgB1qzfxm5o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9c6f13f46654b2516d1557bacb5a175d/tumblr_mmfqensJgB1qzfxm5o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/99b206a023ccf251d2d16cbbc419f3fc/tumblr_mmfqensJgB1qzfxm5o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>Because dancing Tony is the best Tony. [<a href="http://www.artofthetitle.com/title/iron-man-3/">x</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50717811390http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50717811390Sat, 18 May 2013 05:36:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/de4a2df6756df88b338a31b6c4fc30ba/tumblr_mmyn08A7hv1qc8it1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50717557232http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50717557232Sat, 18 May 2013 05:27:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6454f7417e3878b3797a5f7dd022b98f/tumblr_mmzm9h6MvO1qj1fn8o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f37f67b35bc408683090187e7b631886/tumblr_mmzm9h6MvO1qj1fn8o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f8cd8158f83519188558ef57788a0edd/tumblr_mmzm9h6MvO1qj1fn8o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c2371d515d982672c8bdf5948ddaf066/tumblr_mmzm9h6MvO1qj1fn8o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/90cf7df1bf5fc7346e68b77a4c375a3c/tumblr_mmzm9h6MvO1qj1fn8o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b4f058fb2c5bd54ff53637f0cbbb27c8/tumblr_mmzm9h6MvO1qj1fn8o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Oh hi various selfies and a pic of my dog</p>http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50717556680http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50717556680Sat, 18 May 2013 05:27:16 -0400selfiescamera whorewow i take a lot of picturesam i cute yet?cutewtfboredway too boredlets chatswag<blockquote> <p><span>cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer</span></p> </blockquote>http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50715643879http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50715643879Sat, 18 May 2013 04:22:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/02893c845b0646c2966d4b99ffb20362/tumblr_mjqq7uJmwC1rawg75o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e6eb8b46a29eab9c6b1dc387e433e21c/tumblr_mjqq7uJmwC1rawg75o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/88b1caccc15b57c81d52844d9d2b67ca/tumblr_mjqq7uJmwC1rawg75o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e142ff6b85e855557a2168a9d1c1c41c/tumblr_mjqq7uJmwC1rawg75o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c18b61b0bfb8775d9b46d6d11b284f3e/tumblr_mjqq7uJmwC1rawg75o5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/01bbc5e0ac848aa76179bce96ce421ad/tumblr_mjqq7uJmwC1rawg75o6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sheisfartoofondofbooks.tumblr.com/post/50387755915/effin4-bettythetl-adriofthedead">sheisfartoofondofbooks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://effin4.tumblr.com/post/49431706480/bettythetl-adriofthedead">effin4</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bettythetl.tumblr.com/post/48850195537/adriofthedead-brianmichaelbendis-annie">bettythetl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://adriofthedead.tumblr.com/post/48666145320/brianmichaelbendis-annie-leibovitzs-disney">adriofthedead</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brianmichaelbendis.tumblr.com/post/48661025949/annie-leibovitzs-disney-dream-portraits">brianmichaelbendis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small>Annie Leibovitz’s Disney Dream Portraits</small></p> </blockquote> <p>I like how there’s just two pictures of Jack Sparrow</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/829c4ccd205d9513ccc000b6ba7eb155/tumblr_inline_mltamufCav1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>I was going to just like this but then there was Jack Sparrow. Twice.</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m66tg8L3Jp1rqq0c0o1_500.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50715536671http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50715536671Sat, 18 May 2013 04:19:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx6yw3KWa91qmaa05o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://braydaaan.tumblr.com/post/50709167975/i-need-this" class="tumblr_blog">braydaaan</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I need this</p></blockquote>http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50715459606http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50715459606Sat, 18 May 2013 04:16:54 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://demigodofhoolemere.tumblr.com/post/48889222949/i-feel-like-salem-the-cat-is-tumblrs-spirit">demigodofhoolemere</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s spirit animal</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/45ab9c8396b9a0badd27c5133a96c168/tumblr_inline_mlu50aYOcX1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ae15216eda3a4764cc6a22f8ef018eb5/tumblr_inline_mlu51e4Kpp1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8592a3d5671b363cb8d6fb5f9c55dd4f/tumblr_inline_mlu51rf9bT1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/f797999950f5ee4d3b09d2b1eaf4f9be/tumblr_inline_mlu5264Mcr1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4096bf1868566688b9d5608a25ba4dd5/tumblr_inline_mlu53vVh011qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/552a811e8d1f5ebe7ddec8f2c9ee968f/tumblr_inline_mlu545QoXE1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8b497ee5c685244786b39e25cf9d9d13/tumblr_inline_mlu55qUY711qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/37b8f123677abc97d4e20a77ee5206c0/tumblr_inline_mlu567jjaF1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/0aff1aa72c74ecdf32e60bce2b7f7692/tumblr_inline_mlu56pOixu1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/396d4fd39c1861d1d0871514ee4d571d/tumblr_inline_mlu571xGJQ1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> <p>do you guys see what i’m getting at</p> </blockquote>http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50715432473http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50715432473Sat, 18 May 2013 04:16:00 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://castielisamonkeyslut.tumblr.com/post/39446926843/eridanschoicehalf-mathmaticalkrillbits">castielisamonkeyslut</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eridanschoicehalf.tumblr.com/post/39445133281">eridanschoicehalf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mathmaticalkrillbits.tumblr.com/post/39444300541/ukeking-puberty-either-makes-you-a-hot-god-or-a">mathmaticalkrillbits</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ukeking.tumblr.com/post/39437527538/puberty-either-makes-you-a-hot-god-or-a-potato">ukeking</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>puberty either makes you a hot god or a potato</p> </blockquote> <p>What if it makes you a hot potato</p> </blockquote> <p>you’d get passed around from person to person with everyone hoping they don’t get stuck with you</p> </blockquote> <p>that’s actually so accurate i’m going to cry</p> </blockquote> <p>guess im a hot potato *sobs aggressively*</p>http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50715342522http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50715342522Sat, 18 May 2013 04:13:08 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://malijuanastyles.tumblr.com/post/45300765812/all-i-do-at-school-is-watch-all-the-girls-pretend">malijuanastyles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>All I do at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other</p> </blockquote>http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50714721345http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50714721345Sat, 18 May 2013 03:53:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5b4ec459f99353a4ae655dfb596c47a9/tumblr_mmzat75YPw1qkk71zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fou-nd-you-forever.tumblr.com/post/50708648033/i-walk-into-my-room-after-my-shower-and-see-this" class="tumblr_blog">fou-nd-you-forever</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I WALK INTO MY ROOM AFTER MY SHOWER AND SEE THIS<br/> MY FAMILY FUCKING SUCKS OKAY</p></blockquote>http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50714640795http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50714640795Sat, 18 May 2013 03:50:30 -0400<p><a href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/50668176077/australiansanta-thesociallyawkwardasian" class="tumblr_blog">tyleroakley</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://australiansanta.tumblr.com/post/49764303546/thesociallyawkwardasian-queerlava">australiansanta</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thesociallyawkwardasian.tumblr.com/post/49763969981">thesociallyawkwardasian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://queerlava.tumblr.com/post/49763863187/thesociallyawkwardasian-how-do-mermaids-have">queerlava</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thesociallyawkwardasian.tumblr.com/post/49763755648">thesociallyawkwardasian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how do mermaids have babies</p> </blockquote> <p>do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes</p> </blockquote> <p>why didn’t tarzan have a beard</p> </blockquote> <p>how many things are there</p> </blockquote> <p>why</p></blockquote>http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50714629326http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50714629326Sat, 18 May 2013 03:50:09 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/039950cf312ac0690630aecbcc164253/tumblr_mh1e1lVF7W1rmbp5wo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/33e9e163f2a6d27d1f4061dc897e0c38/tumblr_mh1e1lVF7W1rmbp5wo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hannahkristen.tumblr.com/post/41218032204/my-heart-it-melted">hannahkristen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>My heart it melted</p> </blockquote>http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50714572342http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50714572342Sat, 18 May 2013 03:48:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a95a80b2c21c7027ebc36d40b1e919b4/tumblr_mgx127xKbG1r9ee4eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50714545136http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50714545136Sat, 18 May 2013 03:47:29 -0400<p><a href="http://bigasseyesfullawonder.tumblr.com/post/50701001456/things-my-grandchildren-are-going-to-hear-me-say" class="tumblr_blog">bigasseyesfullawonder</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>things my grandchildren are going to hear me say</p> <ul><li>yo</li> <li>lil nigga</li> <li>chicken nugger</li> <li>swiggity swag what’s in the bag</li> <li>bitch i might be</li> <li>holla holla get dolla</li> <li>swaggy</li> <li>bip bop bam i don’t give a damn</li> <li>ding dong that is wrong</li> </ul><p>things i never wanted my grandchildren to hear me say</p> <ul><li>yo</li> <li>lil nigga</li> <li>chicken nugger</li> <li>swiggity swag what’s in the bag</li> <li>bitch i might be</li> <li>holla holla get dolla</li> <li>swaggy</li> <li>bip bop bam i don’t give a damn</li> <li>ding dong that is wrong</li> </ul></blockquote>http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50714531252http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50714531252Sat, 18 May 2013 03:47:03 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e9fe16bb924686a2af50d10013c9821d/tumblr_mjryykZwQP1qmwr6wo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/47b277dee5a3cc037a7e33999e52b26f/tumblr_mjryykZwQP1qmwr6wo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5946ae4121c5f23827885968b3b9815e/tumblr_mjryykZwQP1qmwr6wo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e8810a79888e786f000c1ae3e715a0b5/tumblr_mjryykZwQP1qmwr6wo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6be8bd18de0ffbca784ba1ab38a65e81/tumblr_mjryykZwQP1qmwr6wo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/056325075a17c0867fa8578f028c14f6/tumblr_mjryykZwQP1qmwr6wo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a109f8197459e92e34cdcfde97f5028d/tumblr_mjryykZwQP1qmwr6wo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b7859ab0d31459d2336de9c76e89cb06/tumblr_mjryykZwQP1qmwr6wo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://midesko.tumblr.com/post/50680032919/artistic-therapist-neptunes-salty-butthole">midesko</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://artistic-therapist.tumblr.com/post/49812229257">artistic-therapist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neptunes-salty-butthole.tumblr.com/post/48970460380/noodletothedoodle-indeeeuh-damn-girl-ok">neptunes-salty-butthole</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://noodletothedoodle.tumblr.com/post/48968760925/indeeeuh-damn-girl-ok-im-a-straight-woman">noodletothedoodle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://indeeeuh.tumblr.com/post/48694636746/damn-girl">indeeeuh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Damn girl</p> </blockquote> <p>ok I’m a straight woman but</p> <p>DAMN</p> </blockquote> <p>god DAMN</p> </blockquote> <p>*sudden boost of self-confidence in the realization that you can be hot no matter your weight*</p> </blockquote> <p>WHOA BABE ALERT</p> </blockquote>http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50714494167http://iidropkickbabies.tumblr.com/post/50714494167Sat, 18 May 2013 03:45:58 -0400